Oh brother. What are they going to do now? Maybe start shelling out for the real hitmen?
I think that *was* the real hitman.
like the pooch
The gift basket was a nice touch, but perhaps he’d have preferred some scented soaps and bath salts.
You need to get the people to hate Alec and Tadashi. Frame them for your crimes! Call them racists! Share things they said without context!
Do they advertise assassins in Craig’s List?
Oh brother. What are they going to do now? Maybe start shelling out for the real hitmen?
I think that *was* the real hitman.
like the pooch
The gift basket was a nice touch, but perhaps he’d have preferred some scented soaps and bath salts.
You need to get the people to hate Alec and Tadashi.
Frame them for your crimes! Call them racists! Share things they said without context!
Do they advertise assassins in Craig’s List?