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Once you add widgets to this sidebar, this default information will go away.
This theme also uses the WordPress 3.0 Menu system. You probably see the default stuff you have in the menubar. Go to Appearance -> Menu in the
wp-admin (dashboard) and create a new menu.
The Slate guys aren’t big believers in stealth, apparently.
I’m willing to bet he’s the distraction.
That’s gonna smart
Don’t worry, no one dies in this comic. They just get really bad boo-boos.