Guess what?  I made it to page 300.  They said I couldn’t make it, but they were wrong.  They scoffed in my face and laughed at the idea that I could even get to page 25.  Well, look at me now, naysayers.  I have as many pages as there were Spartans in that movie I didn’t like.

Actually, nobody said that.  But it feels like more of an accomplishment if somebody said I couldn’t do it.