#438 The Stranger
So for all of you who were thinking the Witch is really Rutherford B. Hayes, here’s another point in your favor.
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So for all of you who were thinking the Witch is really Rutherford B. Hayes, here’s another point in your favor.
Shoot. My money was on James K. Polk.
Time for some “Stranger Danger” it seems.
I’d say Rutherford B. Hayes would be more surprising than a stranger.
Someone needs to step up
Today I learned that winos are frightened by Rutherford B. Hayes. Next time I have hobos camping on my lawn, I know what to shout at them to get them moving on.
“Hey, hobos! I just put in a call to Rutherford B. Hayes! He’ll be here any minute!”
I have no idea who Rutherford B. Hayes is. Then again, I don’t know the witch’s true identity either.
@ExPaladin Rutherford B. Hayes was a scientist in the 1100’s. He invented the fried salted pork strip, but the patent was stolen by his boss Francis Bacon, who then named it after himself. Francis Bacon then used his fame to found his own country, naming it “France”. Hayes then swore vengeance but cryogenicly froze himself for 700 years in a lab accident. He woke up in the 1800’s in the United States of America and used his genius to fake citizenship and become president. After several failed attempts to have his former employers descendants assassinated, he gave up and instead focused on rebuilding his new home which had been torn apart several years before by a civil war. He also declared to never drink wine because it was a tool of the French and attacked people he saw drinking it in fits of violent rage…and thus earned the hatred of hobos everywhere.